I like your entrepreneurial spirit!

My then wife and her best friend had a sex toy agreement.

Upon the death of either, the other one would go into the house, step over the body and go for the "toy bag" and properly dispose of the evidence before the arrival of the family.

The wife of a couple my girlfriend and I know has a pack with her sister. Upon the wife's death, the sister is to remove the old Sears Craftman toolbox in the bedroom closet marked old tools.

We need your service! Plus you would have to move the big mirror attached to our bed. Um, it's there to reflect the light when we are reading. That's our story and we are sticking with it :)